All you Canadians out there, this is a rallying cry to assemble at once, Parliament Hill pronto! Some of them Americans are putting us down, ignoring our obvious humour, charm and hygeine. Yeah that’s right, I spelled humour with a “u”. Suck it.
This post was inspired by Rhonda (http://help-me-rhonda.com/), which should come as no surprise. So to continue the frivolity and delve into the worst blog post of all time, I give you a butchered version of the Canadian national anthem, O Canada.
Our home above USA
True patriot love we pee into the wind.
With glowing farts made of nucleotides
The true north that didn’t invent Glee!
Both fat and wide,
O Canada, we chop down all our trees.
God keep our land, hilarious and freezing
O Canada, we stand erect for thee
O Canada, we stand erect for thee.