From my friend Shards, for whom even raindrops may be in peril.
meaning; like Trent: adjective of outlandish description; can apply to any situation; refers to a person’s ability to create a visual description with the attitude of a writers temperament while strangling his muse with the rope he’s clinging to.
It’s like meaning your life has no direction, but taking the minivan to find the wind.
It’s like knowing your wife isn’t speaking to you, but writing two more paragraphs about a lady getting lockjaw from a dart.
It’s like being sick of your neighbors’ dog barking, and setting a pile of shit on fire on his porch and ringing the doorbell.
It’s like being depressed on a rainy day, hoping even the raindrops get sucked into a sill.
It’s like taking a prescription to enhance growth, but worrying more about the anal leakage.
It’s like being on the elevator, farting silently and reacting in shock at the pretty girl next to you.
It’s like trying to…
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