It’s funny, what you think about in the evenings. First time I stabbed a man, I was sixteen. I thought he had it coming. He didn’t die, that Hank Jenkins, but he left me alone after that.
Once upon a time, Christmas saved my life. My parents are strange people, and didn’t know what Christmas was when they got to this country. They’d heard of it, and they tried to follow it along, but my mom couldn’t cook a turkey and my dad was terrible at buying presents. It didn’t help that we were in a new country, and that it was cold here. Woke up one morning and found snow on the ground, so I ran outside in my pyjamas. Never did that again.
By eighteen, I was off probation. For me, school looked like a prison, and close to Christmas, it was surrounded by snowbanks because the budget didn’t allow for much snow removal. They spent it on salt instead, and you’d crunch that around under your boots on the bus ride home. Now and then, I walked instead, about 40 minutes total. December 17, 1990, sky was dark. I was already cold. But I watched the buses go. And I started crunching salt on the way home.
We were going to make some mischief that night. We were going to some old man’s home to steal his presents, because we knew he was going to be away. Have you ever firebombed a car? It’s easy. It just takes some gasoline and a little bit of care, but when it goes up, it goes hard. I have firebombed five cars in my life – true story. We were going to do it to that old man that night, about midnight.
But on the way home, I got surrounded by snow, and warmed up by Christmas lights. And music. And wood fireplace smoke. And headlights. And stop signs. And snowbanks crusted over with ice, and downspouts frozen to brick, and Christmas trees in front windows. Porches. Wind. And some signature peculiar to the 17th of December, still far away from the day, but close enough. I didn’t do the hoodlum thing that night. I went home and sat with my parents, helped them cook a turkey. My friends were arrested, two got jail time. They never had any problem with me not going to the old man’s house that night, but we drifted away from each other after that.
Years got on. Lot of people don’t know this, but I’ve been married before. Has nothing to do with my spot in life now, what I do, my kids, my wife, anything. Just was a mistake, that’s all. Her name was Sheryl. I keep her last name to myself. We got together. We had a kid. And after that, Sheryl got into her drugs, until I had the kid to myself, and it didn’t matter if it was Christmas or any other season, that was the thing you had to do – you had to take care. So I did, and one night Sheryl slipped away, and there I was.
When you’re poor and you’re far away from your family, there’s not much you can do. Not much that you know about in terms of raising a kid, and anyway, you’re still busy trying to work so that you have some money. It was tough. I don’t mind admitting that it was the worst time in my life. I couldn’t do anything right.
December 14th that year was cold. Cold enough that engines weren’t starting. Cold enough that the heat in the building went, and a water pipe snapped. I had the baby in my hands as I went downstairs to shut the water off. We were both soaked. We were both cold. Car wouldn’t start. Had no heat. Huddled under the blankets, trying to stay warm.
Later that night, I was outside. In the wind. The baby was in my coat. Could feel his skin. He was freezing. Looked around at the Christmas lights and asked the season to save me again. You know what it’s like to pray when you don’t really mean it? To ask for favours that you know you don’t deserve? It’s dangerous to hope.
But he came anyway. Through the snow, with his big boots and his black hat. He had a cane, and rings on every finger. Stopped before me and looked me up and down. Asked for the baby. I handed him over.
I’ve seen guys like this before. All messed up on hope and dream, and where it took them. You should be making toys. You should be handing them out. You should be flying, bringing some joy to the world. But what are toys and what is joy when little babies are getting cold? That has to affect you, I think. It has to make you rethink. It has to make a change in who you are and what you believe. It has to bring you out earlier than you want to be out; it has to stop your traditions and your other stuff. It has to prick at your dreams until you have a million holes in you, and instead of making your toys, instead of baking your cookies, you’re in the snow and you’re taking my baby away from me because you can’t handle the long list of children in the world who wouldn’t know what to do with a toy if you did hand one to them.
46 thoughts on “The Santa Claus Proposition: A True Short Story”
I can’t even take how good this is.
It makes me want to give up writing forever.
I have no idea how much of this is true. If any of it is. If it even matters. If it ever happened.
The last sentence is so impossibly good – I just reread it for like, the 10th time. What do I do to become as good a writer as that? I’ll sell my soul to the devil.
Please don’t quit anything. No, none of it is really true. But it is also not laid out very well, now that I reread it. I may try again, perhaps from a different perspective.
It’s perfect. Just as it is.
Now I’ve gone all hero worship on you. Akkhhh. Disgusting.
Do you write like that from a stream of consciousness state of mind? I read once that David Bowie used to write when he was in between sleep and awake, to get there. How do you? (if you don’t mind my asking?)
Um, sort of. I get an idea, let is percolate, and then when I have time, I get it out as quickly as I can, cause I rarely have time. That’s model A. Model B is no idea and just start writing whatever comes out. I never know which one is better; I do know that I love David Bowie, though.
We Could Be Heroes.
That’s the name of one of my drafts.
Love that song.
Draft of a novel or short story or other?
Of a post!!! novel…you make me merry.
I’ve the attention span of a squirrel!
Blog posts are all I’m good for, I’m afraid,
Well, I look forward to the blog post. God knows we could use some more quality blog posts around this place.
…a million holes…yup.
Million holes to let in the sunlight. Or something else. Appreciate the words… Trent
That really was good. I am not even going to try to be clever. That rocked.
I generally count on you to be clever, you know.
You took care of that all on your own.
Trent? Did you have the baby and hand it to a man in the snow?
I might try this one again, from a different point of view.
I thought about it overnight and reckon the man is a personification. This story touches me deeply.
He is. I will try to elaborate.
It is very well done. Disturbing. Very very sad. Very human. The cold skinned baby really got to me. Also, how the dad “couldn’t do anything right.” Because it is soooo how it feels as a new parent alone.
And a merry Christmas to you too Trent.
I love Christmas. Seasons greetings, Duncan.
I loath Christmas, so I’m trying to make very post this month Yuletide orientated
This is the only blog I visit that does full-blown fiction pieces. Everyone else keeps psudo-diaries (myself included), which are nice enough I suppose, but those are just potatoes and starch. The meat is over here.
That’s very kind. I’m not really a diary person and my life is not interesting enough to talk about. I appreciate the words, thank you.
visit and Thank you for writing which is quite good and best wishes always, and greetings
Greeting too? Best wishes also?
I am not good at visiting, my apologies.
One of your best dude, SUBMIT! Love the voice, very strong. 🙂 Monologuing (my word) is so much fun!
Thank you Pete. Getting to it.
Yeah that smacks one around the face too…you’d have to go some to make the story of another point of view compete with this one……sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.
I’m okay with smacks to the face. I know you are too. How is the new job? Are you going to be returning to us soon?
I think that answers your question…
Sort er out man, we need you back hereabouts.
The quiet shifts I was promised have not materialised…how are you lot doing?
It’s all going well. PMAO seems to be drawing in a new crowd of eclectics. It’s good stuff.
He won’t be satisfied until he’s got the universe following him…and maybe commenting once in a while; I’ll pop over and give him fright.
He deserves it. That guy works so hard…
Whoa! You have really been at the blacksmith of late, making all kinds of swords to cut us with. This was sweeeeeeeeeeet.
I also see you have found that easy way to confuse people over what parts of your pieces are fiction and which are real. This makes for a good read. Splendid read, please. Makes for a splendid read. Thanks.
My pleasure Doc. None of it is real, you know. None of it. You just stick your head in someone else’s, someone who is not real, and you imagine what they are doing, and while you are doing that, you write.
I have to do a more fantastical piece one of these days, in your honour. I have one coming, I think.
But it’s easier to sell the extra condiments when it’s based on a real idea or fact.
Anyway, you are doing good.
Oh dear! I best be running away now that the Trent has his sights on me.
Be good, Doc.
Ah! This is so good. I love the guy in this story. He’s so unlike anybody I’ve ever know or anybody I’ve ever read about even. I don’t understand him at all. But he’s fascinating. He’s so messed up and so sweet too. And oh how I love that opening paragraph! If you rewrite it from a different perspective, I’d love to hear from the baby!
That is an interesting take, Linda. I was thinking of going after Santa, actually, and showing what had happened to him… maybe next Christmas. But the baby idea is better.
I like the idea of finding out about Santa. I have a feeling you could make Santa fascinating and dark — but in a good way!
I might leave the poor chap alone until next Christmas. Is it weird that I already miss Christmas?