You have to know, that in a desert boneyard full of airplanes, a monkey on a wing sits. In the air, a rusted plane flies. The sun sets and the plane lands. A door opens and a woman in a jacket sits in the hole, the hole of the rusted plane, the plane […]
Cod on the Fridge
Here, Grandma. Play your banjo. “No way, child. There’s witches on the briar And a cod on the fridge. They’re out back brewing Syrup thick as pigs.” Here, Grandma. Let me stop the wagon “There’s the house. Inside I go. Oh! Cousin Jimmy! Why you naked like that?” “Cheers, Mabel. […]
An Unusually Short Post That Has an Unfortunately Really Long Title
I’m talking. This way. See your skin. In the rain. Where you go. To get grins. And to stupefy smoke rings. From a mouth. That never. Ever. Touches the things. Sitting in. A Doughnut shop. Cold coffee in the grout. Pebbles on the window sill. I take. My pen. Force you. To tug of war. […]
Larga and Marinne: An Epic Not-Poem
The fifth of December in Lululand Saw the beautiful Marinne sitting in despair Upon the steps of Rumspiel Castle As she drank a Slurpee made Of raspberry tea. “Oh woe,” she said to no one in particular, Eyeing the gardens of viorose and dandunia. “What is wrong?” asked Groundskeeper Joe, Sitting upon the steps […]
The WilderSoul Rendition of I See You
Ha! No, not a sea of words this morning, hiding under a vague, somewhat-unrelated and overly-long title. How about music instead? This is my friend WilderSoul’s rendition of an old poem that I wrote, back when I engaged in such frills as poetry. I am deeply humbled that someone would want to sing one of […]
A Foolish Wish of Improbable Proportions: How I Stopped Worrying About Space Debris
constables squeeze crude irradiated by bessie’s beard on paul’s right side giant worms steal silver forks while bats attack religious manics and tom restores order on a space station headed for the spoon <restart process and program. enter a glowing door made of breasts. because ellis is chaste. and chaste is great> liadia […]
Oh It’s You
It’s you Didn’t see you come in You’re so Sneaky Where were you hiding? Under the staircase? In that wine bottle? Were you between the covers Of my yearbook? Because I heard something there Yammering away You always make an entrance And set up a row Sitting on the stove Setting yourself on […]
Burst – The Pirate that Drank Tea
The Pirate that Drank Tea The Pirate came out of his cabin To drink his tea “Hey Captain!” said a hand “Look, there’s no wind!” And the Pirate went to the wheel And looked on the ocean And yes indeed There was no wind “How do you sail,” he grumbled “If you have […]
Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres
Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres* Bilbo Baggins came out one day And found Gandalf sleeping in the hay “Little midget, friend of mine – beware! There is a terrible evil coming here!” “What, to Hobbiton? But we are small and nice And tidy and pleasant besides We dance, we drink, we smoke, we write […]
Queen in England
Queen in England I recently had a wet dream About humping the Queen I don’t know how it started Honestly I was just minding my business Doing math and doodles and eating Porridge bowls full of noodles and Then a song came on and I remembered Her skin, those wrinkles and that shriveled____ […]