Category: Poetry
Cod on the Fridge
Here, Grandma. Play your banjo. “No way, child. There’s witches on the briar And a cod on the fridge. They’re out back brewing ...
An Unusually Short Post That Has an Unfortunately Really Long Title
I’m talking. This way. See your skin. In the rain. Where you go. To get grins. And to stupefy smoke rings. From a mouth. That ...
Larga and Marinne: An Epic Not-Poem
The fifth of December in Lululand Saw the beautiful Marinne sitting in despair Upon the steps of Rumspiel Castle As she drank a Slurpee made ...
The WilderSoul Rendition of I See You
Ha! No, not a sea of words this morning, hiding under a vague, somewhat-unrelated and overly-long title. How about music instead? This is my friend ...
A Foolish Wish of Improbable Proportions: How I Stopped Worrying About Space Debris
constables squeeze crude irradiated by bessie’s beard on paul’s right side giant worms steal silver forks while bats attack religious manics and tom restores order ...
Oh It’s You
It’s you Didn’t see you come in You’re so Sneaky Where were you hiding? Under the staircase? In that wine bottle? Were you between ...
The Pirate that Drank Tea
The Pirate came out of his cabin To drink his tea “Hey Captain!” said a hand “Look, there’s no wind!” And the Pirate went to ...
Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres
Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres* Bilbo Baggins came out one day And found Gandalf sleeping in the hay “Little midget, friend of mine – beware! ...
FULL STOP BUM SAC GETS STUCK IN REVERSE
PRESIDENT M OUTSIDE AGAIN FAILED ERECTIONS BOTTLED IN JUICE HOVER CARS DODGE FROG TRAFFIC EXCEPTIONAL VERTIGO IN THE BAG A TOUGH TWO BEANS CRASH ...
Queen in England
I recently had a wet dream About humping the Queen I don’t know how it started Honestly I was just minding my business Doing math ...