Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres

  Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres*   Bilbo Baggins came out one day And found Gandalf sleeping in the hay “Little midget, friend of mine – beware! There is a terrible evil coming here!”   “What, to Hobbiton?  But we are small and nice And tidy and pleasant besides We dance, we drink, we smoke, we write…

Queen in England

  Queen in England   I recently had a wet dream About humping the Queen I don’t know how it started Honestly I was just minding my business Doing math and doodles and eating Porridge bowls full of noodles and Then a song came on and I remembered Her skin, those wrinkles and that shriveled____…

Burst – Saladin

    Saladin   Dear Saladin. I am not young anymore. I am not your revolution spirit. Not the thrust of your steel. Nor the burning of your star. I receive your letters still. Words are undimmed. A grave red-handed battle Is what you propose. A sorcery that makes the spite To which we are…