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Trent Lewin and the New News: How I Bred with a Dolphin Girl

                  Wake up.                 The air smells like shit. A skunk took a dump in my boots.                 On the way to the coffee shop, a podcast tells me I can be rich. Me, Trent Lewin, a rich man with no worries. I like it. I really do.                 “What would you like?” asks […]

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