How quickly and succinctly can I write a review? Andor is a twelve-episode series on Disney+. I held off watching this one, because I have high expectations for anything Star Wars-related. And I was worried. Cultural milestones hit harder when you’re a kid. You stare at a screen and see a massive spaceship chasing a […]
How the Star Wars Teaser Saved My Shoes
On Friday November 28th, the teaser trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens was released (http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/). In the long tradition of celebrating Kardashian posterior, I’m pretty sure it blew up the internet. I found myself walking through downtown Toronto on the day-of, skirting skyscrapers and bagel shops, street meat vendors and cyclists. I […]
Guest Post – List of X Predicts Outcome of Worst War Ever
GUEST POST – My friend X from List of X (http://listofx.com/) has decided to tackle an age-old question: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings? This is a topic dear to my heart. Below is X’s well-considered analysis of the issue – thanks X, for wading in on the matter with your usual humour and […]
Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres
Hobbits Vs. Lightsabres* Bilbo Baggins came out one day And found Gandalf sleeping in the hay “Little midget, friend of mine – beware! There is a terrible evil coming here!” “What, to Hobbiton? But we are small and nice And tidy and pleasant besides We dance, we drink, we smoke, we write […]