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The Orange Shirt of Crazy

“What are you going to do today, Lloyd?”  It’s my wife on the phone.  I hang up. Downstairs, I burn the toast, and then I burn the toaster.  The car slips from the driveway into the tundra.  At the end of the street, John from 4684 waves my window down.  “What are you going to […]

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